By Harry (Oct 26, 2014)
Bahut Dino Baad Aaya Hu Aisi Sayri Sunaunga Ro Doge. Arj Kiya H. Usne Mud K Na Dekha Dobara . . . . . . . Jane Do Yaar Rulane Ka Erada Nahi H Fir Kabhi.
Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mom : Nahi to beta! Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain." . Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal."
Boy: Tumhari Car kaisi chal rhi h? Girl: Theek chal rhi h. Boy: Aaj sham ko dogi kya? Girl: Ha le lena but ye to batao Car k bare me kyu pooch rahe ho
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, Woh repeat kar doonga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi, Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Sachin to his wife at a romantic sunset point, "Aila! View!" Anjali: I love you too, honey!
