Santa ek baraf ka piece utha k...

By Sonu (Oct 21, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Why did Santa sleep ...

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher gave a sente...

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa pe bijli ka ta...

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha k...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

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Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !

Why did Santa sleep ...

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Teacher gave a sente...

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Santa pe bijli ka ta...

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

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Santa ek baraf ka piece utha k...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha , Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ? Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

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Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !

Why did Santa sleep ...

Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Teacher gave a sente...

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

Jaj : Suna hai picha...

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Santa pe bijli ka ta...

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya. Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

After eating fish Sa...

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)

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Santa ek baraf ka piece utha ke usey gaur se dekh rha tha ,

Banta:- kya dekh rhe ho ?
Santa :- dekh raha hun ye leak khan se kar raha hai..

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.

Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts!

Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.

Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)