Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar...

By Abhishek bhatia (Oct 18, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

By: Kalpna Keer
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb ...

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Ayega

By: Hemant bisht
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Koi gham nahi magar ...

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas h
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas h
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas h
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas h

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor : Apka Weight...

Doctor : Apka Weight Kitna H?
Patient: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Bina Chashme Ke?
Patient: Woh Bina Chasme Ke Toh
Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kya hua jo usne rach...

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife: Jaanu kash aa...

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

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SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb ...

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Ayega

Koi gham nahi magar ...

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas h
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas h
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas h
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas h

Doctor : Apka Weight...

Doctor : Apka Weight Kitna H?
Patient: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Bina Chashme Ke?
Patient: Woh Bina Chasme Ke Toh
Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.

Kya hua jo usne rach...

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge.

Wife: Jaanu kash aa...

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

You May Also Like

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k...

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb ...

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Ayega

Koi gham nahi magar ...

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas h Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas h Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas h Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas h

Doctor : Apka Weight...

Doctor : Apka Weight Kitna H? Patient: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kgs. Doctor : Aur Bina Chashme Ke? Patient: Woh Bina Chasme Ke Toh Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.

Kya hua jo usne rach...

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi, Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge, Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai, Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge.

Wife: Jaanu kash aa...

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha KAMINE film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Ayega

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas h
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas h
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas h
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas h

Doctor : Apka Weight Kitna H?
Patient: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Bina Chashme Ke?
Patient: Woh Bina Chasme Ke Toh
Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge.

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta