1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
What is Generation Gap?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct !
Santa banta jokes in english
Santa was kissing blank paper.
Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.
Santa: These days we don't talk.
Girl friend: kya shaadi k baad bi tum mujhe itna pyar karoge? Boy friend: kyun nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bahut pasand hain.
Hum jo kar sakte hai wo Ap nhi kar sakte ho mai apke mobile par apna addrss bhej sakta hu kya ap mere address par apna mobile bhej sakte ho.