Sweetest Proposal by KG class ...

The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
'Your payments are outstandind".
Sardar replies 'Thanks for the compliment.

Oh Guru, tezz hawa chale toh
Sar pe hoarding gir jate hain,
Aur aakhri over maiden jaye to
Captain ka sar phir jata hai.

Y do U think I SMS u ?
Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz
Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye

Likho to paigam kuch aisa Likho,
Ki kalam bhi Ronay par Majboor ho jaye,
Hr Lafs Me Woh dard Bhar do,
Ki Padne Wala DISPRIN kha ke So jaye :P

Mummy Kehti Hai,
Jab Tu Ghar Par Hota Hai.
Tab Phone Chhodta Nahi.
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Or Jab Bahar Hota Hai
To Phone Uthata Kyu Nahi.

Rajnikanth slapped a goat and it started
crying
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bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey.... ......
Today it is known as
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JUSTIN BIEBER