Waiter :- sardar ji apki lassi me makkhi gir gyi hai,
Sardar:- koi gall nhi, insaan ka dil Bda Hona chahiye itni si makkhi kitni lassi pee legi..
Ladki Aur Ladke Ki
Ummid Me Kitna
Fark Hota Hai.
Ladki Apni Saari
Ummid Ek Hi Ladke
Se Rakhti Hai
Ladke Saari Ladki
Se Ek Hi Umind Rakthe Hai.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava. !!
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.
Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
What is the biggest benefit of having Girlfriend in the same College or School Where You Study???
100% Attendance ... =P =D
Do Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola: Me Doctor Bnuga
2ndBola: Me Engineer Bnuga
Itne Me Aunti Ne Mortin Jala Di
Machr Bole - Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.