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Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet...

By Harry (Sep 11, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai!!!
Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!

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