Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend....

By Nidhi (Sep 6, 2014)

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Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend..

"Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago, Neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi"

Na ishq karna mere y...

Na ishq karna mere yaar,
ye ladkiya bahut satati h,
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati h,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati h.

By: Harry
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Khud ko karo kanjoos...

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har SMS bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sirji
R u Sure..?
bhejna h.
ki Sending Fail kr du?

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ladki: mummy mummy ...

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hi ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hi bilkul apne baap pe gya hi..

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Pappu: Sister mujhe ...

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna h...

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1 bar 1 ladke ne raj...

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti h

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Thank God Kolavari D...

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend....

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend..

"Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago, Neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi"

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Na ishq karna mere y...

Na ishq karna mere yaar,
ye ladkiya bahut satati h,
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati h,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati h.

Khud ko karo kanjoos...

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har SMS bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sirji
R u Sure..?
bhejna h.
ki Sending Fail kr du?

ladki: mummy mummy ...

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hi ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hi bilkul apne baap pe gya hi..

Pappu: Sister mujhe ...

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna h...

1 bar 1 ladke ne raj...

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti h

Thank God Kolavari D...

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!

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Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend....

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend.. "Neend k piche mat bhago, Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago, Neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi"

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Na ishq karna mere y...

Na ishq karna mere yaar, ye ladkiya bahut satati h, na karna in par aitbar ye kharch bahut karwati h, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho or number mera lagati h.

Khud ko karo kanjoos...

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har SMS bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sirji R u Sure..? bhejna h. ki Sending Fail kr du?

ladki: mummy mummy ...

ladki: mummy mummy ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hi ? Mummy: muskurai aur boli bahut shararti hi bilkul apne baap pe gya hi..

Pappu: Sister mujhe ...

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo Nurse: Blood Group bolo Pappu: Koi bhi chalega Nurse: Kaise chalega! Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna h...

1 bar 1 ladke ne raj...

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti h

Thank God Kolavari D...

Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Baba Ranchoddas said on Neend..

"Neend k piche mat bhago,
Agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago, Neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi"

Na ishq karna mere yaar,
ye ladkiya bahut satati h,
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati h,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati h.

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har SMS bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sirji
R u Sure..?
bhejna h.
ki Sending Fail kr du?

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hi ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hi bilkul apne baap pe gya hi..

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna h...

1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti h