Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Ho...

By Sagar Nair (Sep 4, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.

Wo chham chham kar k...

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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Two Eskimos sitting ...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Woh subah ki thandak...

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakun,
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil hi nahi tere mah...

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain

kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: U r crossing ...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Ho...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.

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Wo chham chham kar k...

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Two Eskimos sitting ...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Woh subah ki thandak...

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakun,
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante h.

Dil hi nahi tere mah...

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain

kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

Judge: U r crossing ...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Ho...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.

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Wo chham chham kar k...

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi main sindoor le kar khada tha wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.

Boy-hum 45 bhai behe...

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Two Eskimos sitting ...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Woh subah ki thandak...

Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakun, . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante h.

Dil hi nahi tere mah...

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

Judge: U r crossing ...

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.

Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi.

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakun,
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante h.

Dil hi nahi tere mahfil me joote bhi churay jate hain

kal teri chappal ghayab thi aaj hamara boot gayab hain

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?