Pregnant Lady went to Astrolog...

By Sumit (Sep 4, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.

Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...

Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne ...

Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota,
Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota,
Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo,
To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tere pyaar ki roshni...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Shadi ke doran ladki...

Shadi ke doran ladki boli-
Suno ji

aj se AAPKE bina me nhi,
or MERE bina ap nhi.

4 Saal baad wohi biwi:
kutte! Ruk ja!

Aaj yaa tu nhi ya me nhi!

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai...

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
.
.
Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

By: Hemant bisht
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

PAPPU : Daddy, have ...

PAPPU : Daddy, have you

ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do

you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did

you get THIS mummy then?

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pehli Nazar Mein Lag...

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri H
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri H
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri H.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pregnant Lady went to Astrolog...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.

Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...

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Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne ...

Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota,
Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota,
Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo,
To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota

Tere pyaar ki roshni...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata

Shadi ke doran ladki...

Shadi ke doran ladki boli-
Suno ji

aj se AAPKE bina me nhi,
or MERE bina ap nhi.

4 Saal baad wohi biwi:
kutte! Ruk ja!

Aaj yaa tu nhi ya me nhi!

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai...

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
.
.
Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

PAPPU : Daddy, have ...

PAPPU : Daddy, have you

ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do

you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did

you get THIS mummy then?

Pehli Nazar Mein Lag...

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri H
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri H
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri H.

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Pregnant Lady went to Astrolog...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...

You May Also Like

Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne ...

Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota, Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota, Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo, To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota

Tere pyaar ki roshni...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata

Shadi ke doran ladki...

Shadi ke doran ladki boli- Suno ji aj se AAPKE bina me nhi, or MERE bina ap nhi. 4 Saal baad wohi biwi: kutte! Ruk ja! Aaj yaa tu nhi ya me nhi!

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai...

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona? Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di. Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey. . . Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

PAPPU : Daddy, have ...

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Pehli Nazar Mein Lag...

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri H Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri H Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri H.

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Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.

Lady: Thank God.....
!
!
!
!
My Husband is Safe...

Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota,
Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota,
Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo,
To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata

Shadi ke doran ladki boli-
Suno ji

aj se AAPKE bina me nhi,
or MERE bina ap nhi.

4 Saal baad wohi biwi:
kutte! Ruk ja!

Aaj yaa tu nhi ya me nhi!

Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
.
.
Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

PAPPU : Daddy, have you

ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do

you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did

you get THIS mummy then?

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri H
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri H
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri H.