Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili...

By Hiten (Aug 27, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

By: Nidhi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Snta: mere paas.. g...

Snta: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?

Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Snta: mere paas.. g...

Snta: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?

Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife

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Santa had a dream in...

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Judge: What's t...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back. Judge: Case dismissed!

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa : For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Amit: Before the shop opened.

Santa kissed his GF ...

Santa kissed his GF in park Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Snta: mere paas.. g...

Snta: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

Sardar: in my dreams...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa : For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime.
Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Amit: Before the shop opened.

Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married.

Snta: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?

Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.