Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infe...

By Mansi (Aug 23, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya H.

Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?

Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!

Doctor: Infection Nahi "ZANG" Lag Gaya H.

Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: What is a Vot...

Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Computer teacher to ...

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava..

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infe...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya H.

Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?

Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!

Doctor: Infection Nahi "ZANG" Lag Gaya H.

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Once Banta got a par...

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At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Banta: What is a Vot...

Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

Computer teacher to ...

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava..

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Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infe...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya H. Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho? Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar! Doctor: Infection Nahi "ZANG" Lag Gaya H.

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Once Banta got a par...

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Banta: What is a Vot...

Banta: What is a Vote Bank? Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!

Suhagrat pe ladka wi...

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Sardar is driving a ...

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

Computer teacher to ...

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava..

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Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya H.

Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?

Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!

Doctor: Infection Nahi "ZANG" Lag Gaya H.

Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !

At the party, Banta ws vry shocked 2 see othr ppl wearing suits also !!!!!!

Banta: What is a Vote Bank?
Santa: A bank where people deposit hopes and politicians turn those into power to reap heavy interest rates for 5 years!

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)