A funny life cycle,
COCKROACH is afraid of RAT.
RAT of CAT.
CAT of DOG.
DOG of MAN.
MAN of his GIRLFRND n GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja rha hai..
Shadi Ka Din Ek Aisa Din Hota Hai Jab,
Dulha Khursi Pe Bethe Bethe Aas Pass Dekh Ke Sochta H,
Yaar, Ye Sab "Maal" Pehle Kaha Tha??
According to indian parents
If you are smiling while texting..
It means you have a boyfriend or girlfriend..
Boss: Driver ki job hai. Starting salary rs.2000 Theek hai? Raju: Gaddi start karne ki salary is o.k par Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai?
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks "How do you drive this thing?"