By Puneet Munjal (Aug 22, 2014)
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai
Put ur hand on a Hot Pan, a second seems an hour, But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity
Boy:- Tumhari sandal achhi hain.. Girl:- Utaroon kya? Boy:- Chal pagli,tumhari jeans to isse bhi achhi hai :D
A good date ends wid a dinner But an awesome date ends wid a breakfast Jisko samajh aaya wo frwd karo, baki POGO dekho...!
Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
