Bahut sal phle sirf pagl & bevkuf log hi mera sms pdte the &
Aaj phir ek bar ITIHAAS dohraya racha ja raha h.
Aunty (on phone): Beta, mummy h?
Me: Hanji ek min. *MUUUUMMMMMAAAAYYYY*
Mummy: Kiska phone h?
Me: Phone toh apna hi h, uspe kisi ka call aya h!
Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.
I believe trust is the very key in a relationship, cause if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won't tell your wife?
A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
close ur eyes
i have a gift 4 u
u didn't close ur eyes so no gift