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How to Kill a mosquito: Catch...

By Sonu (Aug 11, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison.

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