Alia bhat - safola oil to de d...

By Sonu (Aug 4, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Choles

Humpe mar k Munni ba...

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki ...

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nhi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi N...

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi
Na sMs Kr RaHi Thi
Na CaLL Kr RaHi Thi
Fir B USKa BaLNCe Ja RaHa Tha
-
KaiSe
.
.
SoCHo Yar
-
KYu K
-
Wo 1Pair Pe KHaDi Thi

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
.
.
.
.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Do you know...

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

By: Akhilesh
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Bst joke frm signboa...

Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Alia bhat - safola oil to de d...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Choles

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Humpe mar k Munni ba...

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki ...

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nhi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi N...

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi
Na sMs Kr RaHi Thi
Na CaLL Kr RaHi Thi
Fir B USKa BaLNCe Ja RaHa Tha
-
KaiSe
.
.
SoCHo Yar
-
KYu K
-
Wo 1Pair Pe KHaDi Thi

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
.
.
.
.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Teacher: Do you know...

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

Bst joke frm signboa...

Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

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Alia bhat - safola oil to de d...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya. shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Choles

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Humpe mar k Munni ba...

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki ...

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nhi, Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki, Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro K tum Mujh Se! Tum Mujh Se! Tum Mujh se! Zyada Kanjus ho..

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi N...

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi Na sMs Kr RaHi Thi Na CaLL Kr RaHi Thi Fir B USKa BaLNCe Ja RaHa Tha - KaiSe . . SoCHo Yar - KYu K - Wo 1Pair Pe KHaDi Thi

Don't break any...

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. . . . . If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Teacher: Do you know...

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol? Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

Bst joke frm signboa...

Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India: DANGER 11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

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Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahi diya.
shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Choles

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nhi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi
Na sMs Kr RaHi Thi
Na CaLL Kr RaHi Thi
Fir B USKa BaLNCe Ja RaHa Tha
-
KaiSe
.
.
SoCHo Yar
-
KYu K
-
Wo 1Pair Pe KHaDi Thi

Don't break anybody's heart they have only one.
.
.
.
.
If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!

Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.