Teacher: Who's A Terrorist?
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other CouNtry To Celebrate Diwali iN Our CouNtry.
Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..
Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi hai.
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Jasmeet : "What do you like most in me- my pretty face or my body ?" Santa : Looking at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of Humor.
Lady Secretary: Sir, it's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss u on the phone.Santa: Take msg and give me later.