Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh...

By Ankita Arora (Jul 9, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

Santa apni khoobsura...

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: May I have so...

Santa: May I have some stationery?
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyo...

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyon Ubaal Rhe Ho?
Banta: Suicide Krne K Liye
Santa: Toh Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat H?
Banta: Khin Infection Naa Ho Jaaye.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was driving a ...

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?

Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Teacher: What Is The...

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se...

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

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Santa apni khoobsura...

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Santa: May I have so...

Santa: May I have some stationery?
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyo...

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyon Ubaal Rhe Ho?
Banta: Suicide Krne K Liye
Santa: Toh Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat H?
Banta: Khin Infection Naa Ho Jaaye.

Santa was driving a ...

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?

Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Teacher: What Is The...

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se...

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Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi? Santa: Bahut Asaan H Patthar Mar Ke Dekho Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

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Santa apni khoobsura...

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse m bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Santa: May I have so...

Santa: May I have some stationery? Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house? Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

The Teacher asked al...

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyo...

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyon Ubaal Rhe Ho? Banta: Suicide Krne K Liye Santa: Toh Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat H? Banta: Khin Infection Naa Ho Jaaye.

Santa was driving a ...

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle. Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape? Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Teacher: What Is The...

Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se...

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Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.

Santa: May I have some stationery?
Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house?
Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!

The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa: Ye Chakoo Kyon Ubaal Rhe Ho?
Banta: Suicide Krne K Liye
Santa: Toh Phir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat H?
Banta: Khin Infection Naa Ho Jaaye.

Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?

Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se...