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Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh...
By
Ankita Arora
(
Jul 9, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Tumhe Kaise Pata Ki Yeh Murga Hai Ya Murgi?
Santa: Bahut Asaan H
Patthar Mar Ke Dekho
Agr Bhaga to Murga Aur Agr Bhagi to Murgi.
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