Call Girl: Wanna have sex? S...

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid.

1 Ghar Me 2 Love Birds The
Ek Ka Naam Tha
"I LOVE YOU"
Aur Dusre Ka
"U LOVE ME"
"U Love Me" Ghar Se Bahar ChaLa Gya To Ghar Me Kon Bacha?

Final of T20 World Cup
'India vs Sri Lanka'
Sri Lanka ki Aukat hi kya h.
India ka MAP kharidne jao to niche FREE me aa jata h.!!

LOVE

L= LAKE oF Sorrow
O= OCEAN oF Tears
V= VALLEY oF Death
E= END oF Life...

Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
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Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola
kkkkk.... kiran..

Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota h.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de..