A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
God created ME to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because he knows I am well one of the Best.
AHEM!! Don't argue with God now!
Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibhana
Tum Kuvare Raho, Parantu Meri Shaadi Jaroor Karana..
Why dont dogs marry?
Bcoz...Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote h.
Tmnna hai khushiyo ki bahar mile apko,
Jo Dil chahe wo bar-bar mile apko,
Hm aksr pa kr kho dete hai,
Magr kbhi na khone wala "PYAR" mile apko!
Kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate