By Sagar Nair (Jun 12, 2014)
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
Aj Dogs Day hy, To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy? Isiliye to me kehta hu, mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.
How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per.
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta He Gaya. Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.
