Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?
BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag hy ishare me smjh jata hy.
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per.