By Sagar Nair (Jun 12, 2014)
Fulo ki hasi Gulab h Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Yesterday night I lay on my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered...Hey, where on earth IS MY ROOF!
Lady 1: Inka Operation Karwana H, Max Hospital Kaisa H? Lady 2: Bilkul Bekar H, Uski Canteen Me To Chhole Bhathure Bhi Nahi Milte!
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena. Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya. Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho? Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Aakhri Tha.
Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aya, Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya, Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar m, Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar m.
1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li Murga: Hum mar gye the kya Murgi: Me to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi par Mom - dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho.
