An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!
Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.
Boy : But I'm not doing anything.
Girl : That's why I'm warning you.
Hurry up !
Profesr- Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The
Kya Ho Gya Hi Tumhe
Stdnt-Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hi
Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA !!!!
Jo dete h ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late h unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate h unke piche,
Wo aate h caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte h JAANU,
Wahi bante h baacho ke MAMU!!!