Apne dard ko chupana seekh liy...

By Nidhi (Jun 5, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

Aap pait bhar k khan...

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata h?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: Jo andar an...

Teacher: Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child: Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child: I ka.

By: Aabha87
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Father: Your teacher...

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl's father- ...

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liy...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

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Aap pait bhar k khan...

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata h?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES.

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Teacher: Jo andar an...

Teacher: Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child: Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child: I ka.

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

Father: Your teacher...

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Girl's father- ...

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun.

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Apne dard ko chupana seekh liy...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya. Bas ye do line bolkar, sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

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Aap pait bhar k khan...

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen, Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga? Pata h? Kya khana? Nahi KHABEES.

In an African Safari...

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Teacher: Jo andar an...

Teacher: Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega. Eng child: May i cum in? Hindi Child: Mai Andr a Skta ho ? Varanasi Child: I ka.

teri dunia me koi gu...

teri dunia me koi gum na ho, teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho, bhagwan tujhe aisi item de, jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

Father: Your teacher...

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Girl's father- ...

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun.

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Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya.

Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
Aur phir me aap k pait pe zor se laAt maru to appke mou se kya nikle ga?
Pata h?
Kya khana?
Nahi
KHABEES.

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.

Teacher: Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child: Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child: I ka.

teri dunia me koi gum na ho,
teri khushiya kabhi kam na ho,
bhagwan tujhe aisi item de,
jo agnipath ki chikni chameli se kam na ho!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun.