Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi...

By Sanjay (May 29, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??

Bf: Nahi.

GF: Kyun ?...

BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.!

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If I was an artist,
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If I was a poet,
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If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Mere Lips,
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Mere Lips.

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2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
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Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

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Basanti: Bhaag Dhann...

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal h.

Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi h. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade h.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??

Bf: Nahi.

GF: Kyun ?...

BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.!

If I was an artist, ...

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

Girlfriend Ne Kiya K...

Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye
Mere Lips,
Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye
Mere Lips.

Kyuki Vo Kha Kr Ayi Thi Indian
"Bingo Red Chilly Chips"! :P

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai,
jaldi bataao,
Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

Basanti: Bhaag Dhann...

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal h.

Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi h. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade h.

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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Gf: Janu kya main tu...

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu?? Bf: Nahi. GF: Kyun ?... BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.!

If I was an artist, ...

If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!

Girlfriend Ne Kiya K...

Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye Mere Lips, Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye Mere Lips. Kyuki Vo Kha Kr Ayi Thi Indian "Bingo Red Chilly Chips"! :P

Daku Mangal Singh Ba...

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai, jaldi bataao, Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

2 Sardars in museum ...

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy. Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case. Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

Basanti: Bhaag Dhann...

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal h. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi h. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade h.

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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu??

Bf: Nahi.

GF: Kyun ?...

BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padhkar sota hu.!

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gye
Mere Lips,
Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Or Jal Gye
Mere Lips.

Kyuki Vo Kha Kr Ayi Thi Indian
"Bingo Red Chilly Chips"! :P

Daku Mangal Singh Banta ke ghar me ghusa se bola: Sona kahan hai,
jaldi bataao,
Banta: Pura ghar khali h malko, jithe marzi so jao!

2 Sardars in museum looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Ya Ya..Lorry number also written.BC.1760.

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal h.

Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi h. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade h.