Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,...

By Dev (May 28, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.

Santa : Mujhe mobile...

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ram ne Ravan ko maar...

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
.
.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardiya aati hain, ...

Sardiya aati hain,
Sardiya chali jaati hain

Yaad aati hain
Yaad chali jaati hain

Par biwiyan aati hain
Lekin jaane ka nam nahi leti hain

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Log kehte hai pyar i...

Log kehte hai pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
Girlfriend sar pe swaar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hain pyar itna karo ki
Girlfriend ki friend bhi
Humhare saath fraar ho jaye.

By: Ajay kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl- Where is my bi...

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rajnikanth participa...

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first....
But EINSTEIN died after watching,
coz...

.

.
.
LIGHT came second....!-)

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.

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Santa : Mujhe mobile...

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Ram ne Ravan ko maar...

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
.
.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Sardiya aati hain, ...

Sardiya aati hain,
Sardiya chali jaati hain

Yaad aati hain
Yaad chali jaati hain

Par biwiyan aati hain
Lekin jaane ka nam nahi leti hain

Log kehte hai pyar i...

Log kehte hai pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
Girlfriend sar pe swaar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hain pyar itna karo ki
Girlfriend ki friend bhi
Humhare saath fraar ho jaye.

Girl- Where is my bi...

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

Rajnikanth participa...

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first....
But EINSTEIN died after watching,
coz...

.

.
.
LIGHT came second....!-)

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha, thoda nai besumar kiya tha, dil tut kar reh gaya, jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.

You May Also Like

Santa : Mujhe mobile...

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya? Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Ram ne Ravan ko maar...

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R) Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K) Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G) Obama ne Osama ko (O=O) . . . Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Sardiya aati hain, ...

Sardiya aati hain, Sardiya chali jaati hain Yaad aati hain Yaad chali jaati hain Par biwiyan aati hain Lekin jaane ka nam nahi leti hain

Log kehte hai pyar i...

Log kehte hai pyar itna bhi mat karo ki Girlfriend sar pe swaar ho jaye, Hum kehte hain pyar itna karo ki Girlfriend ki friend bhi Humhare saath fraar ho jaye.

Girl- Where is my bi...

Girl- Where is my birthday gift? Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho? Girl - (khusi se)- wow! Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

Rajnikanth participa...

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first.... But EINSTEIN died after watching, coz... . . . LIGHT came second....!-)

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
.
.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)

Sardiya aati hain,
Sardiya chali jaati hain

Yaad aati hain
Yaad chali jaati hain

Par biwiyan aati hain
Lekin jaane ka nam nahi leti hain

Log kehte hai pyar itna bhi mat karo ki
Girlfriend sar pe swaar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hain pyar itna karo ki
Girlfriend ki friend bhi
Humhare saath fraar ho jaye.

Girl- Where is my birthday gift?
Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho?
Girl - (khusi se)- wow!
Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first....
But EINSTEIN died after watching,
coz...

.

.
.
LIGHT came second....!-)