Sirf 2 Types Ke SANCHAAR Puri Duniya Mein Sabse Fast Aur Best Hai..
Ek Pal Me Idhar Ki Baat Udhar.
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents Ã¢â¬â Ruby First Class in Bed!
Girl-Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge. Next Week Roz Shopping Karenge.
Bf-Uske Next Week Hum Roz Mandir Jayenge.
Q. What is the difference between WATCH And WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
Dil Bana Ne Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ka Banaya Hota,
Todne Wale Ke Haath Pe Zakham To Aaya Hota,
Jab Bhi Dekhta Apne Haatho Ko Wo,
To Unhe Humara Khayal To Aya Hota
Wife: Kya khaoge ?
Sidhu: Chak de phatte, napp de killi, sware jalandha, shami delhi, Dal bana lo mohatarma.