Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe...

By Anamika Sharma (May 19, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

pati- hipnotis kya h...

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife : Look at that ...

Wife : Look at that drunkard.
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife : 10 year ago, he proposed me i denied him.
Hubby: Oh my god , he is still celebrating !?!

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

SUN & WIFE Mein ...

SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta H.?

Bahut He Aasan Hai,

Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Dad : Son, what do y...

Dad : Son, what do you want for your Birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

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Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

pati- hipnotis kya h...

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

Wife : Look at that ...

Wife : Look at that drunkard.
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife : 10 year ago, he proposed me i denied him.
Hubby: Oh my god , he is still celebrating !?!

SUN & WIFE Mein ...

SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta H.?

Bahut He Aasan Hai,

Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte.

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Dad : Son, what do y...

Dad : Son, what do you want for your Birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye. Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

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Three FASTEST means ...

Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

pati- hipnotis kya h...

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai? patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana. pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

Wife : Look at that ...

Wife : Look at that drunkard. Hubby: Who is he ? Wife : 10 year ago, he proposed me i denied him. Hubby: Oh my god , he is still celebrating !?!

SUN & WIFE Mein ...

SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta H.? Bahut He Aasan Hai, Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte.

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka? Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Dad : Son, what do y...

Dad : Son, what do you want for your Birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..

Wife : Look at that drunkard.
Hubby: Who is he ?
Wife : 10 year ago, he proposed me i denied him.
Hubby: Oh my god , he is still celebrating !?!

SUN & WIFE Mein Kya Samanta H.?

Bahut He Aasan Hai,

Aap Dono Ki Samne Ghur Ghur Ke Nahi Dekh Sakte.

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your Birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.