By Abhishek bhatia (May 17, 2014)
A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend.
So we're cool now right? You seem calm enough, I am thinking you're not mad anymore. I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you several times.
MOLU-Tumara Bhai Gora hai Per tum kale kyun ho . GOLU :Qki mai raat me paida hua tha jabki mera bhai din me.
Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye, Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.
Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama, Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma, Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada "NAMUNAA".
Manjil ko pana hi to Hausla sath rkhna, Agr Dost ko pana hi to Aitbar sath rkhna, Agr hamesha Muskurana hi to "brush or colgate Sath rkhna"
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, me "Naaii" hu.
