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Patni:(Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne:Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

Pati:-aaj m sabha pa...

Pati:-aaj m sabha pati banunga.
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

By: Shweta
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho?

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

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Getting married is v...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you wanta& when u C what th other fellow has,u wish u had ordered that.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni:(Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe ...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni:(Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne:Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

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Pati:-aaj m sabha pa...

Pati:-aaj m sabha pati banunga.
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho?

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Getting married is v...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you wanta& when u C what th other fellow has,u wish u had ordered that.

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

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Patni:(Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe ...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni:(Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye. Pati Ne:Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

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Pati:-aaj m sabha pa...

Pati:-aaj m sabha pati banunga. Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

Husband: Bhagwan ne ...

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti? WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai 2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho? Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein. Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

Husband aur wife ghu...

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife: koun thi wo? Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Getting married is v...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you wanta& when u C what th other fellow has,u wish u had ordered that.

Shaadi k baad biwi b...

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka? Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

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Patni:(Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.
Pati Ne:Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya..!

Pati:-aaj m sabha pati banunga.
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aakhen di h
chawal se pathar nhi nikal sakti?

WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daat diye hai
2-4 pathar nhi chaba sakte??

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho?

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife: koun thi wo?
Hus: Tum dimag kharab mat karo, me pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling ye bottle me kia h white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn ye wo bachey ha JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.