Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo K...

By Dev (May 17, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

Wife: wo samne shara...

Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife came home with ...

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri h!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

By: Vishal Nayak
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: Agar tumhe...

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahi karogey na ?
Husband: Pagal ka kya h, woo kuch bhi kar sakta h..

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Men Want 3 Qualities...

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:1)Economist in Kitchen2)Artist in Home3)Devil in Love.But they Get:1)Artist in Kitchen2)Devil in Home3)Economist in Love.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband and wife are...

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel.

By: Sonu
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo K...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

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Wife: wo samne shara...

Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration.

Wife came home with ...

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri h!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband: Agar tumhe...

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahi karogey na ?
Husband: Pagal ka kya h, woo kuch bhi kar sakta h..

Men Want 3 Qualities...

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:1)Economist in Kitchen2)Artist in Home3)Devil in Love.But they Get:1)Artist in Kitchen2)Devil in Home3)Economist in Love.

Husband and wife are...

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel.

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

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Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo K...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte? Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga. Patni: Bolo Na Plz. Pati: Tera MUHH..

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Wife: wo samne shara...

Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai. Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration.

Wife came home with ...

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri h!" Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband: Agar tumhe...

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahi karogey na ? Husband: Pagal ka kya h, woo kuch bhi kar sakta h..

Men Want 3 Qualities...

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:1)Economist in Kitchen2)Artist in Home3)Devil in Love.But they Get:1)Artist in Kitchen2)Devil in Home3)Economist in Love.

Husband and wife are...

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle: Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further... So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel.

Wife: Janu kash ap ...

Wife: Janu kash ap SMS hote. Mai ap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti, Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.

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Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife: "Dikhta nahin, bakri h!"
Husband: "Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mai pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahi karogey na ?
Husband: Pagal ka kya h, woo kuch bhi kar sakta h..

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel.

Wife:
Janu kash ap SMS hote.
Mai ap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kash tm ringtone hoti,
Mai her haftay tumhe change karta.