Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote H
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote H
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi H
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti H.
Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi h :-)
No one is as ugly as their identity card pic,
nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic.. ;D :P
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hai
jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab bhi busy rhe mera cell toh
samajh lena aapki hone wali
bhabhi se meri baat hoti h.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.