Sardar to his servant: G...

Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe H
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension H?

Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Arz kia hai....
gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya..
gor farmaiyega.. gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya. .
wah wah..

itna romantic sms padke ek or gadha tayar ho gya.

Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,

Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..

Golu To Rickshawala: Are O Bhai Khali Ho Kya.

Rickshawala: Ha Bilkul Khali Hu.

Golu: Chalo Fir Tash Khelte H.