Sardar to his servant: G...

DiL Ke Armaan Aansuo Me BAh Gaye
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye
Light Chali Gayi Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi
Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye.

eri Pyaari soorat pe Dil Haaron.
Teri har zaroorat pe Jaan waaron.
Jab bhi sochon teri harkaton k baray main.
Dil karay tujhe ek Rakh k Chamaat Maaron.

I like three things
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1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
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..
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Oh Hello!
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Table kaun saaf karega.

Girl : Aaj toh hero lag rhe ho!
Me : Konsa hero?
Girl : Jo har movie me aata h.
Me : Salman ???
Girl : Nahi vo ad wala Mukesh Gutkha... grin.

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye.

Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah wah
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.