By Sanjay (May 2, 2014)
Sardar to his servant: Go & water the Plants. Servant: But itââ¬â¢s already raining. Sardar replied: So what? Take an Umbrella & go..!
Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe H Manu: Par Kaise? Tanu: Tension Se. Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension H? Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Arz kia hai.... gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya.. gor farmaiyega.. gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya. . wah wah.. itna romantic sms padke ek or gadha tayar ho gya.
Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye He Raat K Pehlu Me Chand Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.
Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . . Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..
Golu To Rickshawala: Are O Bhai Khali Ho Kya. Rickshawala: Ha Bilkul Khali Hu. Golu: Chalo Fir Tash Khelte H.