By Abhishek bhatia (Apr 28, 2014)
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" "Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" Fir kya, "Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
AAG ME AAG HE.. . . . . PHUL ME GULAB HE.. . . . . CHORI MAT KRNA.. . . . . KASHIF KA KITAB HE.:-).:-).
Income Tax Officer Hans Rha Tha Clerk: Kya Hua? Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File H. Clerk: Toh? Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi H Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs
Pehle IPL me shaadi ho jaati to Preity ke aaj Parthiv Patel jitne bade bachche hote.
Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya guzri thi............ ... . . DOSTO- . Jb us ne kaha k ........... . . . . tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro
Boy: Tumhare Pen me INK nai hai kya? Girl: Andhe ho kya? Chal to Raha hai!! . . . Boy: Acha to Apna mobile Number Likh ke Dikha
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
