By Abhishek bhatia (Apr 28, 2014)
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" "Barish hue bheeg gaye hum" Fir kya, "Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath, Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath, Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath, Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath!
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
Boy : chalo kisi sunsaan, viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl : tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?? Boy : bilkul nahi! Girl : to phir rehne do..
Ek BAR 1 judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya . . . . . . . . . toh kya? tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya
Osama to Amitabh : How are you ? Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ?? Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum.
Samandar Me Gehraai Ki TarahPyar Me Judai Ki TarahKhuda Kare Aapki Girlfriend Aapko RakheBilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah
