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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi
Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.

PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.