Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycl...

By Dev (Apr 8, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha.
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Toh ab kya wo b utar de..?
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

1 Murgi Market Gai. ...

1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Marne pe hum dono ko...

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Dost:-"Tumhari ...

Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti h"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat h:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati h.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pappu: Dekho.. Main ...

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycl...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Toh ab kya wo b utar de..?
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

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1 Murgi Market Gai. ...

1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Marne pe hum dono ko...

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Dost:-"Tumhari ...

Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti h"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat h:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati h.

Pappu: Dekho.. Main ...

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

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Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycl...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha. . . . . . . Toh ab kya wo b utar de..? Har baat be joke chahiye.. Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

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1 Murgi Market Gai. ...

1 Murgi Market Gai. Murgi: 1 Anda Dena. Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi?? Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki 2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo..

Boss: Itne kam kapra...

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h. Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

GF-Me kisi aur se sh...

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Marne pe hum dono ko...

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile, Yeh hava yeh bahar mile, SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost, Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Dost:-"Tumhari ...

Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti h" Man:-"Bilkul Galat h: Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati h.

Pappu: Dekho.. Main ...

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon. Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye. Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga

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Santa Half Pant pehan kar cycle chala rha tha.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Toh ab kya wo b utar de..?
Har baat be joke chahiye..
Jaan le lo Santa ki.. :D

1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha h.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gum
Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM.

Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti h"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat h:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati h.

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon.
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga