Santa: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?
Banta: Naai k paas 3 rupye khulle nahi the,to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de
Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I
bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents.
Banta can never understand as to why his sister has two brothers and he only one .......
Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.
Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!