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Arz Karda Haan, Ohna Di Gali To Gujre
Taan Ohna Da Chobara Nazar Aaya,

Wah Ji Wah..

Ohda Baapu Bahar Aa Ke Boleya,
Hath Pair Tod Devanga, Je Fer Nazar Aaya.

SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta h sbke dilon ko surur milta h jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar kuch na kuch zarror milta h JAI BABA AMARNA THA

Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
When ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
You will feel that No other problem bigger than this

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar..

Girls r never wrong.
Just sumtimes confused, rude, stubborn,
senseless, silly, emotionless, unchangeable,
crazy, stupid, idiot n even mad, bt
NEVER WRONG.

Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,

Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai..