Class room main urdu gramar ki...

By Dev (Mar 8, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Class room main urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

teachr: mery bety ko shadi mai dilchaspi nai hai.

is fiqray mai "mra beta" kya hai.

student: "khusra"

Ek bar class me 1 la...

Ek bar class me 1 ladki gana gane lagi "zara zara touch me"
tabhi 1 ladka utha aur use touch kiya
fir bola, le ab himmat he to aage gake dikha.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Rajinikant got 150 q...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

By: Asif
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kabhi kisi baat ko d...

Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lagaana
agar koi gham ho toh hame zaroor bataana
tumhare liye hamare paas waqt hi waqt h
jab dil bhar aaye toh chale aana..

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Doctor: Aap ka aur a...

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi H?

Sardar: Hoga, Jarur Hoga,25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi h.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai. ...

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai.

Hum 1 Bar Mrte Hai.

Shadi Bhi 1 Bar Hoti Hai.

Or Pyar.

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Ye To Apke "Talent" Par Depend Krta H.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa to wife: Did u...

Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Class room main urdu gramar ki...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Class room main urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

teachr: mery bety ko shadi mai dilchaspi nai hai.

is fiqray mai "mra beta" kya hai.

student: "khusra"

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Ek bar class me 1 la...

Ek bar class me 1 ladki gana gane lagi "zara zara touch me"
tabhi 1 ladka utha aur use touch kiya
fir bola, le ab himmat he to aage gake dikha.

Rajinikant got 150 q...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

Kabhi kisi baat ko d...

Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lagaana
agar koi gham ho toh hame zaroor bataana
tumhare liye hamare paas waqt hi waqt h
jab dil bhar aaye toh chale aana..

Doctor: Aap ka aur a...

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi H?

Sardar: Hoga, Jarur Hoga,25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi h.

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai. ...

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai.

Hum 1 Bar Mrte Hai.

Shadi Bhi 1 Bar Hoti Hai.

Or Pyar.

.

?

?

.

.

.
Ye To Apke "Talent" Par Depend Krta H.

Santa to wife: Did u...

Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.

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Class room main urdu gramar ki...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Class room main urdu gramar ki class ho rai the. teachr: mery bety ko shadi mai dilchaspi nai hai. is fiqray mai "mra beta" kya hai. student: "khusra"

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Ek bar class me 1 la...

Ek bar class me 1 ladki gana gane lagi "zara zara touch me" tabhi 1 ladka utha aur use touch kiya fir bola, le ab himmat he to aage gake dikha.

Rajinikant got 150 q...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

Kabhi kisi baat ko d...

Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lagaana agar koi gham ho toh hame zaroor bataana tumhare liye hamare paas waqt hi waqt h jab dil bhar aaye toh chale aana..

Doctor: Aap ka aur a...

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi H? Sardar: Hoga, Jarur Hoga,25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi h.

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai. ...

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai. Hum 1 Bar Mrte Hai. Shadi Bhi 1 Bar Hoti Hai. Or Pyar. . ? ? . . . Ye To Apke "Talent" Par Depend Krta H.

Santa to wife: Did u...

Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage? Wife remain silent. Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu? Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.

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Class room main urdu gramar ki class ho rai the.

teachr: mery bety ko shadi mai dilchaspi nai hai.

is fiqray mai "mra beta" kya hai.

student: "khusra"

Ek bar class me 1 ladki gana gane lagi "zara zara touch me"
tabhi 1 ladka utha aur use touch kiya
fir bola, le ab himmat he to aage gake dikha.

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

Kabhi kisi baat ko dil se na lagaana
agar koi gham ho toh hame zaroor bataana
tumhare liye hamare paas waqt hi waqt h
jab dil bhar aaye toh chale aana..

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi H?

Sardar: Hoga, Jarur Hoga,25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi h.

Hum 1 Bar Jite Hai.

Hum 1 Bar Mrte Hai.

Shadi Bhi 1 Bar Hoti Hai.

Or Pyar.

.

?

?

.

.

.
Ye To Apke "Talent" Par Depend Krta H.

Santa to wife: Did u hav any boy friend before marriage?
Wife remain silent.
Santa: Main is khamoshi ko kya samjhu?
Wife: Bewakoof ginan tan de.