If u care me, I will care u, ...

By Dev (Feb 19, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If u care me, I will care u,
If u miss me, I will miss u,
I will msg me, I will msg me,
If you will forget me,
I am sorry dear kahani me twist h.
I will kill u

Q: How do you count ...

Q: How do you count cows?

A: With a cowculator.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If you want to check...

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hi,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hi..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla..

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Michael Jackson didn...

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah.....

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If u care me, I will care u, ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If u care me, I will care u,
If u miss me, I will miss u,
I will msg me, I will msg me,
If you will forget me,
I am sorry dear kahani me twist h.
I will kill u

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Q: How do you count ...

Q: How do you count cows?

A: With a cowculator.

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

If you want to check...

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hi,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hi..

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla..

Michael Jackson didn...

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah.....

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If u care me, I will care u, ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If u care me, I will care u, If u miss me, I will miss u, I will msg me, I will msg me, If you will forget me, I am sorry dear kahani me twist h. I will kill u

You May Also Like

Q: How do you count ...

Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator.

Boy: tu dharti pe ch...

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

If you want to check...

If you want to check your brain Stand in front of cow Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hi, Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hi..

Jise koyal samjhe, w...

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla..

Michael Jackson didn...

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs, those were rumours! . . He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

Phulo ko phul pasnd ...

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai kisi ki pasnd se hme kya hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai wah wah.....

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If u care me, I will care u,
If u miss me, I will miss u,
I will msg me, I will msg me,
If you will forget me,
I am sorry dear kahani me twist h.
I will kill u

Q: How do you count cows?

A: With a cowculator.

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hi..

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hi,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hi..

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla..

Michael Jackson didn't die by drugs,
those were rumours!
.
.
He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikant.

Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah.....