Marry's father has four daughters
WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy: Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison
Jackie Shroff: Beta,
24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu.
Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi?
Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas h,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas h,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas h,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas h.