Ramlal: Doctor sahab! me chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.
Doctor: ha ha bilkul
Ramlal: toh phir theek h warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi h.
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
Me- Marine Drive chalega ?
Friend- Haan. Shraddha se puch.
Me- Jai Mata Di Marine Drive chalega?
Ladke Kyu Sabhi Ladkiyon Ko Item Bolte H
Item Matlab Maal
Maal Matlab Paisa
Paisa Matlab Laxmi
or Ladkiya Toh Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti H
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi
JYOTISH: Tumhari Life me 14 ladkiya aayengi
BOY:-"O-ho,,, kya=mast zindagi hai yaar!"
JYOTISH: Zyada udo mat...
1=patni=aur 13=betiya hongi