Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haa...

By Harry (Jan 14, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nhi banane denge.
Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he's in form.
Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

By: Mansi
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Argument between Bri...

Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.

By: KK1989
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Ek sardar apne marri...

Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha Biwi boli : tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar : expiry dete dekh raha hu.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

By: Sanjay
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Gf : kaisi lagg rahi...

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu me?
Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi h.
Gf : sachhi
Bf : ha. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat h.

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haa...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nhi banane denge.
Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he's in form.
Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

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Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Argument between Bri...

Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.

Ek sardar apne marri...

Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha Biwi boli : tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar : expiry dete dekh raha hu.

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi...

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu me?
Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi h.
Gf : sachhi
Bf : ha. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat h.

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

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Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haa...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nhi banane denge. Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he's in form. Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

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Student- sir sab log...

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu, Me bolte, Maths me kyu nhi. Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Argument between Bri...

Argument between British and India. British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years. India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.

Ek sardar apne marri...

Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha Biwi boli : tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar : expiry dete dekh raha hu.

Suna hai wo keh kar ...

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se, zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi...

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu me? Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi h. Gf : sachhi Bf : ha. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat h.

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

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Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nhi banane denge.
Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he's in form.
Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.

Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.

Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge.

Gf : kaisi lagg rahi hu me?
Bf : bohot sundar tumhe makeup ki koi zaroorat nahi h.
Gf : sachhi
Bf : ha. actually tumhe plastic surgery ki jaroorat h.

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop