1 day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" nd killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u
A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
create a lot of noise
DROP THE MATTER.
Tears Can Sometimes Be More Special Than Smiles.. For Smiles Can Be Given To Any One But Tears Are Only Shed For People We Love.
Sardarni walking on road with her top open & Right BOOB hanging out..
Cop asks: what is this?
Sardarni realises:Hai Rabba!Munna BUS me hi reh gaya.
Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki.
DIL 1 Hi Hota H.
Agar Khelna Hai To.
KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti H.