By Anup Sahni (Sep 21, 2013)
Million dollar truth.. "Wife is cute when she is mute" and "Hubby is honey when he gives money".
I Am Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl..!!! . . . . But Saala... . . . Agar Wo Maan Gayi To Kharcha Kaun Kare.
Phool hai Gulab ka chameli ka mat samjhna, Aashiq hu apka apni Saheli ka mat samjhna.!!!!!!!
Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi Aur Haqim Se Elaaj Karana..? AI DOST, Ishq Ka Rog Tha, MAMMI ki chappal se Hi Aaram Aaya.
Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi. Iska Future Tense Banao. Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.
