By Sumit (Sep 10, 2013)
Aik "SARDAR" apne kaandhay pe aik "TOTA" bitha kar ja rha tha, rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hy, "TOTA" bola "SARDAR" h salaa.
Please answer only in 'Yes' or 'No'. Does your family members know that you're . .. ... .... ..... INSANE?
Girl- Plz send me some good jokes. . . . . . . Boy- Main padhai kar raha hu... After 2 min. Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.
Employee: I want hike. Boss: Install it from play store...!
Puchha Mujse Chand Sitaro Ne, Tuje BhuLa Diya Tere Jigri Yaaro Ne, Mene Muskurate Hue Kaha, BhuL To Nahi Sakte Bas Lage Honge, Kamine Kisi Ladki Ko Patane Me.
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
