Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shad...

By Sumit (Sep 10, 2013)

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Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega?
Friend:Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.

Santa 500 k note pr ...

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h,

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Jis tarah 1 Machhar ...

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg...

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg Aise Aata Tha,
Jaise Kisine Apke Khopadi Par Pistol Rakhi Ho Or
Aapse Msg Karwa Raha Ho
Magar
Ab Lagta H Sale Ne Goli Mar Di H.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

close ur eyes i hav...

close ur eyes
i have a gift 4 u

5
4
3
2
1
0

u didn't close ur eyes so no gift

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shad...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega?
Friend:Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.

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Santa 500 k note pr ...

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h,

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ...

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg...

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg Aise Aata Tha,
Jaise Kisine Apke Khopadi Par Pistol Rakhi Ho Or
Aapse Msg Karwa Raha Ho
Magar
Ab Lagta H Sale Ne Goli Mar Di H.

close ur eyes i hav...

close ur eyes
i have a gift 4 u

5
4
3
2
1
0

u didn't close ur eyes so no gift

Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

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Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shad...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega? Friend:Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.

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Santa 500 k note pr ...

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h,

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ...

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko Maarne se ap Shikari nahi ban jaaenge Thek usi tarah 1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg...

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg Aise Aata Tha, Jaise Kisine Apke Khopadi Par Pistol Rakhi Ho Or Aapse Msg Karwa Raha Ho Magar Ab Lagta H Sale Ne Goli Mar Di H.

close ur eyes i hav...

close ur eyes i have a gift 4 u 5 4 3 2 1 0 u didn't close ur eyes so no gift

Mom: Beti badi ho ka...

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya? Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Height of addiction:...

Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!

MrPopat Services

Other Links

Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega?
Friend:Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.

Jis tarah 1 Machhar ko
Maarne se ap
Shikari nahi ban jaaenge
Thek usi tarah
1-2 SMS karne se aap bhikhari nahi ban jaenge
Haso mat,sms, msgs bhejo

1 Waqt Tha Aapka Msg Aise Aata Tha,
Jaise Kisine Apke Khopadi Par Pistol Rakhi Ho Or
Aapse Msg Karwa Raha Ho
Magar
Ab Lagta H Sale Ne Goli Mar Di H.

close ur eyes
i have a gift 4 u

5
4
3
2
1
0

u didn't close ur eyes so no gift

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin.Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi. aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna h karo par zara serial order mein karna.

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.mrpopat.in"!