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Biwi: Mai ghar chor kar ja rah...

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By Mansi (Apr 8, 2013)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)
Biwi: Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hu.
Shohar (Ghusse Se): Jaan choro.
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Biwi: Yeh aap ki "JAAN" kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

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