Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling,
how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother,
who are you?".
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
Me: Dad I am Superman
Dad: Sharma ji ke ladke ko dekh unka ladka Batman hai.
Lst night I snt an angl to watch ovr u while u vr sleeping.
He cam bck erly, So i asked him y?
He said tht angls dnÃ¢â¬â¢t watch ovr othr angl.
Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
Tulsidas G kehte h...
Pyar kbhi na krna pardesi se,
rote rote naina thak jayenge,
pyar krna hamesa padosi se,
Roz blcony se drshan to ho jayenge.